the pen is mightier than the fjord

It may seem like I'm talking nonsense. But, clearly I am talking cents.

That's right. Golden (not actually golden) pennies. Umerican pennies. America.

Birds. Birds with scales, and gills. Like dragons or dinosaurs.

And unlike other crappy dotcoms that aren't worth more than two of these Abrahams, we've got a whole lot of them. A fjordfull.

And well what does that have to do with pens? And why are they mitreier than a fjord?

As the saying goes, if you have to ask I'll just tell you.

Monkeys. Bananas. And Penguins.

Need I say more?