Thursday, February 3, 2011

what's been keeping us busy

Hey folks, this is our first ever installment of what's been keeping us busy. Much like the what's been keeping us busy sections of other notable dot-com's, we'll review the litany of things that have been keeping the folks here at busy since our last update.

So, without further ado, here's what's been keeping us busy:
  1. Eating.
  2. Sleeping.
  3. Petting zebras.
  4. Chasing monkeys.
  5. Updating our Facebook status.
  6. Wrestling squirrels.
  7. Wrestling badgers.
  8. Wrestling with our imaginations.
  9. Wrestling reality.
  10. Wrestling pro wrestlers.
  11. Working at our real jobs.
  12. Referring in 1st person plural form.
  13. Writing a list of things that have been keeping us busy.
  14. Waxing our eyebrows.
  15. Waxing baby kittens eyebrows.
  16. Waxing babies' eyebrows.
  17. Waning.
  18. Absorbing nutrients from the sunlight as a means to end world hunger.
  19. Absorbing nutrients from red meat as a means to end our hunger.
  20. Roping pigeons together to annoy PETA.
  21. Roping members of PETA together to annoy pigeons.
  22. Fighting crime with superhero powers.
  23. Raising one eyebrow and looking slightly to the left.
  24. Drinking copious amounts of water.
  25. Urinating (frequently).
  26. Pressing buttons that do unknown things.
  27. Running away.
  28. Recycling air.
Hmm ... that's about it for now. Be sure to check back with us in a few days ... or weeks. I'm sure we'll have something terribly impressive (and new) for you to see. In the meantime, here's another goat. (not goat)

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