we are also good at poetry

As proof of our awesome poetocity, we present to you the following.

poem 1
a poem
should never be a haiku
because they are dumb


poem 2
a slippery spark upon a goose
with slippers on his slippery feet
are altogether less than loose
so long's he isn't super 1337

so what the hell is this about
i'm pretty sure that i don't know
so go and have yourself some trout
and don't forget to clean your feet




poem 3
la la la la la
ta ta ta ta ta
nnnnnnaaaaaaaaa
this is definitely not poetry
i mean srsly, it doesn't even rhyme
unless ... i say something like ... DIME!
bwahaha
we are the awesomest poetites ever
la la la la la
bwahahahahah!

fin.