Friday, September 20, 2013

4 surprising things beautiful people do with silverware

We're not saying you'll suddenly be beautiful by doing these things. But, who knows! Here are 4 things we never expected to find beautiful people doing with silverware.

  1. Eating. By a successively lowering the silverware to the food and lifting it in one form or another to the mouth, every beautiful person we've encountered in our research does this.

  2. Cutting food. With knives in particular, we found that beautiful people routinely cut their food. Not all food, of course. But cuttable food, like meat.

  3. Spreading spreadables. Butter, peanut butter, Nutella -- you name it! When a beautiful person has something spreadable, they turn to silverware to spread it.

  4. Washing it. Almost every beautiful person we found likes to eat, cut, and spread with clean silverware. For this reason, to our amazement, we found that they routinely washed their silverware, either by hand or by dishwasher.

If you find yourself doing these things too, look in the mirror! You might discover you're the sexiest person alive!